"Take the timber thereof [rosemary] and burn it to coals and make powder thereof and put it into a linen cloth and rub thy teeth therewith, and if there be any worms therein, it shall slay them and keep thy teeth from all evils."
— Bankes’ Herbal, 1525
- Me: I think I once asked the hairdresser to dye my horses instead of my hair
- Fellow foreigner: I know what you mean. I accidentally tried to buy anti-musketeer spray at the pharmacy this morning...